"If you're looking for sympathy...

...you'll find it between sh*t and syphilis in the dictionary."

omg omg omg

David Sedaris reads from his latest story collection "When You Are Engulfed in Flames" this Wed. June 17th at The Grove's Barnes & Noble at 7pm. The catch is that you must purchase his book in the a.m. to receive a wristband to participate.

If you're looking for fun, you'll find it between the first page and the second!