Jaydi's Weekend Jems

Sat. Aug. 29th

2:30-4:30pm, Open Improv Workshop

The Second City

6560 Hollywood Blvd., 2nd fl.

$25

If you were ever considering taking classes here, now is the time to do it.  Take this discounted 2 hr. intro class, and a $25 credit will be applied if you decide to sign up.

5-10pm, Brothers & Sisters Art Show

Gallery 800

5108 Lankershim Blvd.

North Hollywood

Presumably not as cool as the artwork on my show, but pretty sweet nonetheless.  Support FWJ friends Elysse and Cole as their coworkers (cast & crew) present personal art pieces during this TV show's opening reception.

8pm, Silent Sleepover

611 N. Fairfax Ave.

$12

How many times can you say, "Bring a sleeping bag" to a movie theatre?  At least once, because tonight, the Silent Movie Theatre will be screening 6 features (ranging from Little Darlings to Meatballs 2) in a row - all of which feature a summer camp theme.  If you're able to stay awake, eggs and other breakfast treats await in the am.  DJing and s'mores on the patio!

Convinced?  Click here to buy tix now.

Sun. Aug. 30th

Tim Robbins hosts the afternoon gala for The Trial of the Catonsville 9, which runs this weekend only at The Actors' Gang.

All Weekend

Ninja Warrior Tryouts

2861 Los Feliz Blvd.

Yes, I watch G4.  I know it may not seem so from my photos, but I'm a huge fan of this Japanese game show.  If you are, too, and you've ever thought, "I normally wouldn't be into breaking my collarbone, but since it's on national TV..." this is the competition for you.

Besides, if you make the final 10, you win a FREE trip to Japan!

Trip to Vegas

If you can road trip before Sept. 7th and can book before Monday, check out the ridiculously reduced prices at these hotels through Expedia.

Jaydi's Weekend Jems

Fri. Aug. 21st

8-10pm, Tribe

Hothouse Improvisation

4934 Lankershim Blvd.

North Hollywood

$10

Don't miss FWJ reader Kat in another Hothouse Show!  As always, FREE drinks provided.

Sat. Aug. 22nd

12-5pm, Get Paddled

The Standard - Hollywood

8300 Sunset Blvd.

West Hollywood

Sign up and play in the weekly tournament.  All levels welcome.

7pm, Singing in the Rain

Hollywood Forever Cemetery

6000 Santa Monica Blvd.

$10 donation requested

Who?  Those who didn't purchase their Extract tickets fast enough.

Why?  Because "it's vulgar!"

Sun. Aug. 23rd

5-6pm, Meet Betsey Johnson

8050 Melrose Ave.

FREE

All bloggers seem to agree that this is the most happening event on a quiet Sunday in LA.  Celebrate one of my favorite designer's (belated) 67th birthday with her in her store.  Sweet treats await, and I don't just mean shoes!

All Weekend Long

Receive 50 4x6 photo prints from Walgreens for only $5.  Thx to LA Decostified for the heads up!

WeHeart WeHo

West Hollywood shops and eateries have combined powers to save the planet.  Well, technically to save our wallets, but in this economy...what's the difference?

My favorite deals are listed below:

Entertainment

- FREE admission to the Comedy Store

Shopping

- Up to 75% off Le Bra

- 50% off Just Cavalli

- 60% off Catherine Malandrino

Dining

- 2 courses for $22 at Taste

- 2 courses for $25 at Lucques

- 15% off Le Pain Quotidien

- 4 courses for $35 at Katana

- 2 courses for $20 at Comme Ca

For a complete list of discounts, click here.

Hebrew Idol

Wed. May 20th, 8pm

M Bar

1235 Vine St.

$10 food and drink minimum

21+

For those not watching the Idol finale tomorrow, stop reading now and go see a therapist for dangerously bad taste in television.

Or, if you're not into shrinks, check out HEEB Magazine's "Storytelling" event.  You won't be able to get away from Idol completely, though, because 2009 semifinalist Jackie Tohn will be joining the cast.

It's Hot, And It's [Almost] on the House

Fridays, March 6th - April 10th, 8pm

Hothouse Improv

4934 Lankershim Blvd.

North Hollywood

$10

Stop by and enjoy 3 improv shows, a live band, and FREE drinks!  What more could you ask for on a Friday night?  Starring FWJ friend Kat Purgal.

No Guarantees This Christmas

This holiday season, send your friends an e-card, courtesy of Santa's Lawyers.  Please note the "disclaimer," written by my friend Anonymous Lawyer:

"This happy holidays greeting should not be interpreted as a guarantee that your holidays will be happy. Santa assumes no liability for the side effects of happy holidays, which may include weight gain, gastric reflux, sudden drowsiness, family discord, or pine needles all over your living room floor.

By asking for presents from Santa, individuals consent to the use of their names and likenesses for promotional purposes. All wish lists submitted to Santa become the property of Claus Enterprises, Ltd. and will not be returned. Santa reserves the right to substitute items on your wish list for goods of an equal or greater value.

Santa's presents are manufactured in a facility that may process peanuts.

Inclusion in Santa's "Naughty" and "Nice" lists is entirely at the discretion of Claus Enterprises, Ltd. Any legal claim arising out of inclusion on Santa's lists shall be settled by binding arbitration governed by the laws of the North Pole. "Naughty" and "Nice" are registered trademarks of Claus Enterprises, Ltd., and may not be used without permission.

Lawyers who worked on credit default swaps are "Naughty" by definition, so long as Santa's 401-K is down 30 percent or more from its historic high.

Do not ask Santa for your holiday bonus. It's not coming. Neither is next year's.

For the home delivery of presents, Santa requires a chimney opening of at least 18 inches, freshly baked cookies and milk. Failure to comply with these requirements may result in damage to your toys. Please see Santa Claus Rider, Part C, for further details as to Santa's refreshment requirements, including the temperature at which Santa's milk will be deemed acceptable. Any material breaches of this rider may result in the postponement of the holiday season until March.

Santa is not responsible for delays in the delivery of presents caused by the Transportation Security Administration's Do-Not-Fly List.

This e-card may not be used as a flotation device.

This e-card does not imply the formation of a lawyer/client relationship between you and Santa, you and Santa's Lawyers LLP, or you and the ABA Journal. For specific legal advice regarding Santa and Santa-related issues, including but not limited to beards, hats, elves and reindeer, please consult an experienced attorney.

You better not pout. You better not cry.

Santa's Lawyers LLP is not affiliated in any way with SantasLawyers.com.

This is not an offer to sell securities."

Comedy Is Not Dead

But it is at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery this Thurs. at 8pm.  For only $10, you can enjoy the likes of Sarah Silverman and Mary Lynn Rajskub.  Simply send an email to comedyisdead@gmail.com to receive ticketing information.  Or simply purchase tickets here.

Remember to Vote on Tuesday!

Undecided? Let David Help You.

From David Sedaris (on the election), courtesy of Frankintosh:

"To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. ‘Can I interest you in the chicken?’ she asks. ‘Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?’ To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked."

Lighten Up

Need to Send a Free E Card?

One for every topic you could ever imagine can be found here.  Thx to FWJ reader Mike.

Sarah to Give a Gold Performance

Thurs. July 31st, 9pm

$25

Before it gets sold out, buy your tickets now for Sarah Silverman's performance at The Largo.

Laugh So Others Can Eat

Thurs. July 3rd, 8:30pm

The Comedy Store

8433 Sunset Blvd.

West Hollywood

Thx to FWJ reader Melody for discovering this deal on Craigslist (checked out and totally legit!):

FREE tickets to The Comedy Store this Thurs. July 3rd at 8:30 pm (for a limited time only).  The show is a benefit one raising money for hunger awareness, hosted by SNL's Jeff Richards.

Hurry now to take advantage.  The show is $15 otherwise.

No Men on Stage? Now That's Funny!

What ever happened to women in comedy?  They're at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater!

Come see Amy Poehler (<-- Baby Mama star) and Ana Ortiz (Ugly Betty) perform some improv tomorrow night (Thurs. June 19th) at 9:30pm.  Tickets are currently sold out, but you can still snag some if you get there early and wait in line.  Oh, and did I mention they are only $5?

A little pricier is 24's very own Mary Lynn Rajskub on June 21st.  Don't worry, though, because your $8 will be well spent.  She is SINGING.  That's right.  Rajskub, along with a few others, will be singing one song a piece.  And they will actually try to be good.  Come on, folks.  Definitely worth the 8 bucks.

Tickets are still available.  Click here.

5919 Franklin Ave.

Superfunny

Tues. June 17th, 10:30pm

5919 Franklin Ave.

Interested in comedy from writer/director Judd Apatow (creator of 40 Year Old Virgin, Superbad, Knocked Up and more!)?  How about a FREE improv show, courtesy of the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater - starring Apatow himself?

I thought so.

Everything's Funnier in an Alleyway

Sat. June 7th, 8pm

1323 (3rd St. Promenade)

in the alley...between Arizona and Santa Monica Blvd.

That's right.  The Seven Year Plan (see video above) will be performing their sketch comedy for FREE, along with providing FREE beer - in an alleyway.

Be there.

FREEZE!

Sat. May 31st, 5pm

Hollywood

Join in!  Today at exactly 5pm, over 1500 people will "freeze" at Hollywood and Highland.  This same type of event occurred in January at Grand Central Station in NY, initiated by the group Improv Everywhere.

Check out the video below!

Jeff Garlin's Combo Platter

Sundays 9:30-10:30pm

Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre

5919 Franklin Ave.

Jeff Garlin (aka Larry David's manager on Curb Your Enthusiasm) and his guests perform comedy every Sunday night for the massive fee of $1.

Check out the rest of the UCBT schedule here.

6th Annual LA Improv Festival

June 1st-June 7th

Improv Olympic

6366 Hollywood Blvd.

Tickets range from $5-$20 per show

Join this improv extravaganza, ranging from workshops and insider talks to cage match competitions.  Cast members include Drew Carey, Andy Dick, and cast members from Reno 911 and The Office.

Interested in buying tickets?  Check out the schedule here.